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          | It seems as 
              though every time a group of people pick up instruments and decide 
              to goof around, it sounds like crap. But finally, a group of people 
              have learned how to be goofy in a productive fashion. Turn to 
              Chocolate is a whimsical way to let She Mob entertain your day. 
               There are normalish 
              songs, too, however. "Your Therapy" is a very pretty song 
              that works well in many settings. But once you know they can be 
              serious if they have to be, it makes it all the more rewarding to 
              hear the fun stuff. "Caller 
              I.D." is one such fun song. I think when The Donnas think they 
              are being cute, they are trying to sound like this. Well, She Mob 
              knows what they are doing. Great stuff.  In the same 
              vein is "Lite Roc." The lyrics are tired slogans used 
              by radio stations. "Lite rock, less talk/quiet storm, soft 
              and warm" and "I can listen at work because it's not offensive" 
              are examples of the great lyrics in this track. It 
              shouldn't be much of a surprise that the best song on the album 
              is one that is both entertaining and fun. "Was ist Das" 
              does the trick in spades. I can listen to this song over and over 
              again. In fact, I have. And I still don't get the song. I just like 
              listening to it. And isn't that what music is all about?  
              - Jughead, Agouti.com, May 15, 2002  |   
          | She Mob is 
              a fierce punk rock outfit who just happen to sound pretty exciting 
              here in early 2002, also known as the Year Punk Returns ('cause 
              I say so). Three-quarters female (Sue, Diane, Lisa and Alan), the 
              gals all lend vocals and trade writing chores -- as they did in 
              the early '80s, when they first started jamming together. So they 
              took a long hiatus -- a lot of us did -- but they're nonstop rockin' 
              now. The songs are topical -- "Viagra," "Your Therapy" 
              -- to fairly obscure, unless you read medical journals ("Munchausen 
              Syndrome By Proxy"), but all are set to a hard, minimalist 
              beat: Old wave super-rockers such as Romeo Void, Pylon and the Au 
              Pairs come to mind, as do the original noise-rappers, the Velvet 
              Underground (as on the beautiful "Tear Me Down"). She Mob's do-it-yourself 
              esthetic (the essence of the punk rock spirit) is exactly the kind 
              of thing local culture critic Greil Marcus craves (he's compared 
              them to the obscure Delta 5 -- not that there's anything wrong with 
              that!). She Mob are serious musicians, yet they don't seem to take 
              themselves entirely seriously. This is a very important attribute 
              in a punk rock band, but somewhere along the way -- and I think 
              it was between the formation of the Ramones and the Sex Pistols 
              -- the humor was lost (of course there are exceptions, and East 
              Bay fave Green Day is my favorite exception). Here's what 
              it boils down to: You remember the old saying "It rocks"? 
              Well, She Mob definitely rocks, and in my language that translates 
              to "They're really, really good." But don't listen to 
              me -- instead, I offer you exactly three ways to find out more and 
              to decide for yourself. First, get their latest CD, "Turn to 
              Chocolate," with its 14 great songs (and some pretty groovy 
              cover art that recalls yet another era, the psychedelic '60s). Second, see 
              and read the full spectrum She Mob-vibe by tuning to www.shemob.com; 
              it's one good Web site, looks great and the links are terrific too 
              -- from artist Lynda Barry to weird toy auctions and Bay Area punk 
              bands. - Denise Sullivan, Contra Costa Times, Feb. 8, 2002 |   
          | She 
            Mob - Turn to Chocolate (Spinster Playtime): San Francisco's She 
            Mob are quirky, feisty, and sometimes just downright cute when summoning 
            their inner Teen Beat. On Turn to Chocolate, these three ladies and 
            their male pal alternate instruments, vocals, and languages, singing 
            in English, Spanish, and German. They've tweaked their special brand 
            of synthesized garage-pop so that it alternates between clangy Shirelles 
            harmonies, Le Tigre's didacticism, and the Softies' sweet melodies. 
            Tracks like "Tear Me Down" and "Your Therapy" 
            have a more polished and tuneful power-pop feel, but She Mob still 
            drop some weird but humorous songs ("Viagra") and some furious, 
            bass-heavy sludge fests ("Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy"). 
            - Kim Newman, venuszine.com |   
          | She Mob - 
              Turn to Chocolate: Extremely sassy and righteous rock 'n' roll 
              from three thoughtful gals and one dexterous lad from San Francisco. 
              Skewed toward an older demographic, She Mob nonetheless makes a 
              divine clatter, while dashing through its anxiety checklist, which 
              includes therapy, Viagra, caller I.D. and herbal remedies. Reckless 
              and spirited, She Mob recalls the days when wit and determination 
              were treasured commodities in the punk community. Remember The Raincoats? 
              The Pastels? She Mob stands in good company. - John Chandler, 
              Portland Tribune, December 14, 2001 |   
          | Recalling the 
              best of girl punk and the mixed gender new wave bands of the early 
              '80s (Romeo Void, Au Pairs, Pylon), She Mob bring you roots of punk 
              '90s style with a revolving lineup of instrumentation among the 
              four members-from bass guitar and drums to violin and more guitar. 
              The bass in particular is what helps propel the full-throttle punk 
              sound while violin and vocals supply the mood on the less explosive, 
              creeping pieces; it's all good. Sometimes they scream, sometimes 
              they sound sweet as pie; all aspects of womanhood are represented. 
              - Denise Sullivan, All Music Guide |   
          | Multiple 
              Maniacs - She Mob doesn't act the appropriate way A wobbly tremelo-laden 
              guitar figure sets up a song whose first line is "Why didn't you 
              tell us that you were taking Prozac for an experiment?" A bratty 
              punk anthem about cutting school to stay home and smoke pot climaxes 
              with the plaintive cry "Why did I become a teacher?" A tender ballad 
              of sisterly solidarity ("You can call me anytime ... I understand") 
              turns out to be sung from the point of view of Linda Tripp. These 
              are some of the passionately blunt statements and sardonic twists 
              you'll find in She Mob songs... [the San Francisco Bay Guardian 
              interview by J Neo Marvin continues here] 
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          | The Mob Rules 
              The feisty female threesome (plus one lad) from Frisco scribble 
              smashingly raucous and surprisingly tender tunes in a decidedly 
              I'm-getting-too-old-for-punk-but-I'm-still-kinda-pissed style that 
              sounds just great alongside the likes of Scrawl and the Raincoats. 
              - The Rocket, August 5, 2000 |   
          | She Mob. 
              Cancel the Wedding (Spinister Playtime) This San Francisco quartet 
              tack on some dub ("Smoke Ring Day") at the end of Cancel the Wedding, 
              their very Slits-like debut disc. And there are echoes of the Raincoats 
              in the sound of Diane Wallis's sawed violin. But it's the savvy 
              yet humble tone of Wallis's singing (not to mention Sue Hutchinson's 
              growl) that marks She Mob as great inheritors of the Rough Trade 
              grrrl-punk spirit of the late '70s. As with the she mobs of old, 
              that tone in the voices of the songs' subjects—a 
              friend from the Midwest (who gulps "Prozac"), "Emily" (who never 
              ventures into town), "Mrs. Idey" (who drives off too far outside 
              it)—leaves 
              you wondering whether they're being praised as rebels or ridiculed 
              as hopeless cases. Perhaps because these grrrls are already in their 
              30s, they sing from a moral center that bespeaks corny old experience. 
              Sometimes their perspective yields surreal refrains, like the understated 
              observation "There has been a big mistake" in the song where a puppy 
              morphs into a man. And sometimes She Mob sound downright revolutionary, 
              as in the remarkable "Teacher," which reveals that students aren't 
              the only ones who long for the day school's out forever. - Kevin 
              John, Boston Phoenix, April 27-May 4, 2000  |   
          | She Mob, 
              Cancel the Wedding (Spinster Playground): three women in wigs 
              shout their shouts and tell their weird, unassuming tales ("Teacher," 
              "Prozac") - Robert Christgau, "Honorable Mention" list, 
              Pazz & Jop Poll, Village Voice, March 1, 2000 |   
          | "Comprising 
              three women who contrast with each other as strikingly as the Beatles, 
              She Mob write catchy, wild, rickety songs about friends on Prozac, 
              old women with Alzheimer's wandering off, a punk-rock scream about 
              how school sucks—from 
              a teacher's point of view." - J Neo Marvin, Village Voice, 
              "26th or 27th Annual Pazz and Jop Music Critics' Poll," 
              February 16, 2000 ["Geek 
              Love - True to Their School, Indie Kids Throw a Pep Rally," 
              is at the Village Voice here] |   
          | She's 
            Not There (Not Anymore Anyway) I'll never doubt 
              you again, Goddess! She Mob came to my mailbox as a promo disc earlier 
              on, whereas I'd deliberately ordered the newly issued She set (paid 
              own $$) from an oldies catalog, because the blurb made it sound 
              "interesting." Only after they'd taken over my player's deck time 
              with back-to-back spins did I realize that the paranormal parallels 
              between the two don't stop with their names. Both are all-female 
              (save one token Y-chromo in She Mob), both hail from northern California, 
              both play highly catchy and intelligent thwack-rock of their own 
              composition, both could be described as "lo-fi" in sound (only if 
              you think that's a problem), neither works for one of the four remaining 
              music conglomerates . . . but the punch line is that these separated-at-birth 
              albums were recorded 30 years apart! ... ... Thirty years 
              on, with ever so many consciousnesses (F & M) raised in the meantime, 
              the womyn of San Francisco's She Mob rock on with the kind of semiobscure 
              purity once lived out by their forewenches in She, releasing their 
              own material until big companies catch on. The newer band is less 
              dominated by one focal presence, as Sue Hutchinson and Diane Wallis 
              trade lead vocals as well as guitar and bass slots. Whoever's singing—Hutchinson 
              in her expressive gush, Wallis as a kind of litterbox-trained Nico, 
              or drummer Lisa McElroy—the homemade lyrics are clever and funny 
              slices of everyday lives carried on beneath the radar of the daily 
              orgies atop the stock market, in humbly passionate rooms where people 
              take Prozac and are sometimes reincarnated as puppies. Let's just 
              call She Mob "passive-resistance grrrls."  The voices alternately 
              soar and then converse in manic harmonies, while insistent skrotch 
              from guitars and bass and drums keeps you anchored to the eternal 
              beat. The under-a-minute "Luge" sounds like Pere Ubu going bicoastal 
              if not binary, while "I Took the $" gets down to brassy attacks: 
              "I know that you know/That I know that you know/He says that I'm 
              away." "Teacher" boldly admonishes the Newtocrite males who continually 
              defame the profession that it's no walk in the sandbox. The members 
              of She Mob are already in their thirties (only if you think that's 
              a problem), so they may have shed some precocious illusions along 
              the way, but their cheek and smarts are just as cheeky and smartass 
              as those of She, who recorded during their true-blue teen-and-twenties 
              years (but who are actually older than She Mob in real-time ages 
              by now). Got that? - Richard Riegel, Village Voice, 
              February 8, 2000 [the 
              entire article, featuring more on She—the Sacramento girl-band from 
              the 60s, is at the Village Voice here] |   
          | "As 
            with such modest, cutting 1980s U.K. punk combos as Delta 5, women 
            singing like people having real conversations. Increasingly funny, 
            vehement, distracted conversations. For example, 'Why did I become 
            a teacher? Why did I become a teacher?' For all the right reasons, 
            but--" 
            - Greil Marcus, "Real Life Rock Top 10," Salon.com, 
            August, 1999 [She Mob was #2] |   
          | "She 
            Mob drags moody lo-fi narco-pop and a bit of snarling yelpy punk into 
            the garage for an overhaul. Coming out with a jangly, rough-edged 
            sound that's at once haphazard and lush, savage and winkingly clever, 
            with ghostly guitar, some sawing violin, and those curiously flat 
            vocals that came in with Nico and stuck around through April March." 
            - Sam Hurwitt, East Bay Express, July, 1999 |   
          | "...30-something 
            women having a good time, squawking out some tunes inspired by the 
            bands they were listening to (and probably friends with) 10 years 
            ago but continue to be inspired by—(I'm guessing here) Barbara Manning, 
            the New Zealand invasion, Vomit Launch, Yo La Tengo, Antietam. Unpretentious, 
            inventive, sloppy and uneven, but good, and refreshing." - Matt, 
            Shredding Paper, Fall, 1999 |   
          | She Mob - 
              Cancel the Wedding Used to be - 
              for a few years anyway - that music was played mostly for fun around 
              here. Mastering your instrument was all well and good but lots of 
              musicians found it liberating to free themselves from such social 
              constraints. In this spirit, let me present the debut album from 
              a band who have their priorities just about right. Cancel the Wedding 
              is as smooth as a baby's first steps, and just as darling. Guitarist 
              Sue Hutchinson, Bassist, Violinist Diane Wallis and drummer Lisa 
              McElroy all write and sing well enough to expose the essential grain 
              of mirth hiding on the sea floor of the greatest rock and roll. 
               Wallis has the 
              shaky, nasal voice that screams British Invasion garage/pop on "When 
              You Go Away," and cools down to New Zealand chic on "Emily." Her 
              lovely baby stepping violin parts on "Emily" and Hutchinson's "I 
              Took the $" are about as musical as you'd want She Mob to get. Hutchinson's 
              the one with the natural bluster and bizarre world view and exhibits 
              both these talents on the astounding "Puppy," which may or may not 
              be about soul swapping on Neutering Day from a puppy's perspective. 
              Lisa McElroy has the kvetchy-punk thing down on her devilishly funny 
              "Soul Mate." Producer Alan Korn, best known from his days as bassist 
              for The Catheads, fills in as the fourth She Mobster on guitar and 
              bass. - Mookie Vicarro-Hausman, San Francisco Frontlines, 
              May, 1999  |   
          | She Mob - 
              Gang WayShe Mob may just be the pied pipers of scrappy punk.
 The illuminati 
              of San Francisco's 80's local band scene (I spied members of X-Tal, 
              Catheads, Flying Color) came out in the light of day to toast a 
              trio (plus demimember Alan Korn) of their raw and ready cabal during 
              a recent Sunday barbecue at Bottom of the Hill. Based on their set, 
              it would seem that Sue Hutchinson, Diane Wallis, and Lisa McElroy 
              have stayed true to their love of scrappy punk and haunting lo-fi 
              pop.  Hutchinson is 
              the natural front woman of the band - a singer with a relaxed yet 
              powerful vitality who can sculpt the mood through nuanced voice 
              and attitude. She lends the band quite a bit of versatility, mixing 
              up dramatic punk gesturing, in the Cramps-like "I'm Lost," perky 
              churlishness, in happy-pop number "I Took the $," and a blissed-out 
              presence in "Prozac." Meanwhile, her rhythm guitar playing was all 
              punk downbeats and tomahawk chops.  Wallis' guitar 
              playing and vocals were smoother and more refined; her finest contributions 
              came on the several songs for which she put down her guitar and 
              picked up the violin. On the icy and beautiful "Emily," her violin 
              flowed and stammered out coupled notes between languid vocals, delivering 
              the goose-bump moment of the show. On "I Took the $," the violin's 
              scratchy back-and-forth motion over three major chords touched the 
              avant-pop nerve that generations of Velvet Underground fans have 
              come to experience as a sublime physical sensation.  Drummer McElroy 
              sang lead vocals on "Melvin" and the Blondie-esque "Soul Mate." 
              Her unembellished post-punk verite brought back memories of low 
              ceilings and sticky floors. During the other songs, her backing 
              vocals set She Mob apart from bands that rely solely on din and 
              chaos for attention. Things never fell apart, even though every 
              now and then, McElroy and Hutchinson's fervor momentarily made them 
              lose sight of keeping a solid beat. This occurred during one of 
              their final songs, an ambitious near-chestnut called "Puppy," yet 
              as the three chanted the snappy refrain "little puppy stuck in the 
              body of a man," its charms fell on forgiving ears. - Adam Savetsky, 
              San Francisco Bay Guardian, June 18, 1998  |   
          | "By 
            now you're dying to know who the coolest band in town is. The coolest 
            band in San Francisco is She Mob. She Mob are three lovely, mid-30 
            to 40-year-old school-teacheresque women who play a simultaneously 
            horrifying and hauntingly gorgeous brand of simple pop-metal - think 
            Velvet Underground jamming with the Melvins and your mother. What 
            some would call amateur musicianship, Night Fever calls raw and instinctual 
            fury. Though some Hotel Utah show goers were, um, stunned, visionary 
            Night Fever knew there was a revolution in progress." - Greg 
            Heller, BAM Magazine, August 22, 1997 |   
          | "There 
            is a certain chemistry when old pals congregate and strap on the guitars," 
            reads She Mob's press kit. The trio, which is composed of three friends 
            who used to play around the San Francisco punk rock scene in the early 
            80's, could be considered a rocking Joy Luck Club. Now in their 30', 
            drummer Lisa McElroy and guitarists/bassists Sue Hutchinson and Diane 
            Wallis have put together a band with a no-frills ethos that plays 
            moody songs with a garage flavor and intensity. "Emily," with its 
            tuneless, clipped phrases and trashy brevity, shows a distinct Raincoats 
            influence. All three sing in a round on "When You Go Away," lending 
            its already hypnotic groove an added cauldron-conference vibe. Spookier 
            and cooler than anything Halloween has to offer." - Howard 
            Myint, "Demo Tape O' the Week," San Francisco Bay Guardian, 
            1997 |   
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                | "I'd 
                    cancel the wedding too if I had to marry this band. Crappy 
                    garage rock with female vocals. Their "press release" says, 
                    "think Velvet Underground jamming with the Melvins and your 
                    mother". 1.) Velvet Underground sucks, 2.) this sounds nothing 
                    like the Melvins and 3.) my mom is a whore who ran away with 
                    the milkman! - NS, Punk Planet (Sept./Oct., 1999)  [Oh 
                    the pain! Why did he have to put sarcastic quotes around "press 
                    release"? It boggles "the mind." - SM] |  The 
              Bitter Corner Review
 All 
              bands get some bad reviews, pucker up and read. |  |